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"I'm Number One" is a song in Episode III of The Puppet Saga, sung by Darth Elmo and Darth Daniel. It is the third song song in the series, and was originally in Muppets Most Wanted, with the same name.

Lyrics

Darth Elmo: I'm number one,
You're number two.
We're Sith Lords at large
But I'm at larger than you.
I'm number one,
You're number two.
I believe in equality
As long as you get less than me!
I'm one...
Darth Daniel: You're one.
Darth Elmo: You're number two.
Darth Daniel: I'm number two.
Darth Elmo: You may think that you're smarter,
But I'm smarter-er than you!
I'm number one!
You're number two!
You're lucky to be number two,
Not number three!
If you can catch Kermit the Jedi,
You can get a front row seat at watching him die.
One day, you'll get your chance,
But in the meantime, you've got to dance monkey dance!
Darth Daniel: Really? I hate dancing.
Darth Elmo: Do it!
Dance monkey dance!
Ha ha!
Darth Daniel: I'm number two.
He's number one.
I can't believe I'm working for Elmo's cousin.
I'm number two.
He's number one.
Darth Elmo: I'm number one!
Darth Daniel: You know life's gone to the dogs when your boss is this tall.
I can see it's just a matter of time before he's gone
And I'm at the front of the line!
It won't be long 'til I get my chance
But in the meantime, I've got to "dance monkey dance."
Darth Elmo: Dance monkey dance!
Now, watch me!
I'm number one!
Darth Daniel: He's number one!
Darth Elmo: You're number two!
Darth Daniel: I'm number two!
Darth Elmo: Let's get ready to go,
I can't sing forever you know!
I'm one.
Darth Elmo: I'm number one!
Darth Daniel: Yes, we know!
Darth Elmo: I'm...
Darth Daniel: He's...
Darth Elmo and Darth Daniel: Number one!
Darth Elmo: That's how it's done!